We all have that one friend. We take comfort in the fact that no matter what, come what may, she'll always be uglier and dress worse than us. Through thick and thin, she'll always make us look amazing when we stand next to her.
But then the bitch pops off, loses 45lbs, gets a [Remy] weave, and discovers Sephora.
Feels shitty, don't it? As you stand guffawing at her, it certainly doesn't help that you're sticky fingered and have chipotle stained breath. You know what she has over you? Self-fucking-discipline!
This year, I didn't have any long term New Year's resolutions. I simply challenged myself to abstaining from a few things that I thought it would be impossible to live without. Some of these things were removed from my life because they were damaging [like alcohol O_O], and others, just simply to test my discipline, [like twitter >_<]. I somewhat succeeded; stayed off of twitter for 23 days, and didn't drink any alcohol for 40+ days. [Now I'll occasionally have a beer, "occasionally" meaning every night, but don't fucking judge me cause you don't know my struggle, hoe!]
Big Bitches,
Something we must master in our struggle is the art of placing barriers, pushing our will power and our mental strength to their limit. We simply CANNOT entertain just any man that approaches us on any given street corner [even though it's been a while since you got some male attention and shit's looking dismal for you]! It's imperative that we resist the urge to indulge in things like Ice Cream [sorbet is SUCH a frikkin amazing alternative] and twinkies.
I challenge you, in fact no, challenge yourselves to adapt at least one healthy lifestyle habit every so often [every 2 months is a pretty good start] and I guarantee that you'll begin to feel amazing by the fall!
The art of self discipline is pretty tough to master, however, the sense of accomplishment that you're overcome with as you move forth in the direction of achieving it.... honestly, words cannot describe. The after-glow one gets from sex is paled, when compared to the radiance abound.. ok, you get the picture.
P.S. Just to clarify, self-discipline is certainly not restricted to physical activities. By all means, analyze those mental and emotional toxins in your life and make a plan to eliminate them [low- self esteem, asshole boyfriend and that sort].
You CANNOT afford to be left behind! Remember that time you went to go work out and saw that fat girl on the treadmill gasping for dear life? You were probably thinking "Why's she even trying?" You're gonna feel Antoine Dodson dumb when you go back in three months and she's lost 25 pounds, [effortlessly jogging 5 miles] and your ass has GAINED 15 lbs due to LACK of discipline and will power!
So just remember that guys and GET THAT SHIT TOGETHER!
Sincerely, EFB ;-)
But then the bitch pops off, loses 45lbs, gets a [Remy] weave, and discovers Sephora.
Feels shitty, don't it? As you stand guffawing at her, it certainly doesn't help that you're sticky fingered and have chipotle stained breath. You know what she has over you? Self-fucking-discipline!
This year, I didn't have any long term New Year's resolutions. I simply challenged myself to abstaining from a few things that I thought it would be impossible to live without. Some of these things were removed from my life because they were damaging [like alcohol O_O], and others, just simply to test my discipline, [like twitter >_<]. I somewhat succeeded; stayed off of twitter for 23 days, and didn't drink any alcohol for 40+ days. [Now I'll occasionally have a beer, "occasionally" meaning every night, but don't fucking judge me cause you don't know my struggle, hoe!]
Big Bitches,
Something we must master in our struggle is the art of placing barriers, pushing our will power and our mental strength to their limit. We simply CANNOT entertain just any man that approaches us on any given street corner [even though it's been a while since you got some male attention and shit's looking dismal for you]! It's imperative that we resist the urge to indulge in things like Ice Cream [sorbet is SUCH a frikkin amazing alternative] and twinkies.
I challenge you, in fact no, challenge yourselves to adapt at least one healthy lifestyle habit every so often [every 2 months is a pretty good start] and I guarantee that you'll begin to feel amazing by the fall!
The art of self discipline is pretty tough to master, however, the sense of accomplishment that you're overcome with as you move forth in the direction of achieving it.... honestly, words cannot describe. The after-glow one gets from sex is paled, when compared to the radiance abound.. ok, you get the picture.
P.S. Just to clarify, self-discipline is certainly not restricted to physical activities. By all means, analyze those mental and emotional toxins in your life and make a plan to eliminate them [low- self esteem, asshole boyfriend and that sort].
You CANNOT afford to be left behind! Remember that time you went to go work out and saw that fat girl on the treadmill gasping for dear life? You were probably thinking "Why's she even trying?" You're gonna feel Antoine Dodson dumb when you go back in three months and she's lost 25 pounds, [effortlessly jogging 5 miles] and your ass has GAINED 15 lbs due to LACK of discipline and will power!
So just remember that guys and GET THAT SHIT TOGETHER!
Sincerely, EFB ;-)
Cheeeeeeeeeesing....
ReplyDeletewhy you gotta be so ghetto though? Lmao love it.
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