In commemoration of my 23rd year of life, I've decided that I should state 30 random facts about me. I'm pretty fucking awesome, and I figured that the three of you that regularly read this page would like to know more about me. In this list, you'll see manifestations of previously stated beliefs, and you'll get a preview of what is to come.
Do, Enjoy!
1. I've been personally victimized by Regina George
2. I'm confused because in JA I'ma morbidly obese cow fat, but in the U.S. I'm just thick
3. I hate the idea of 2 fat people together, I hate the idea of ppl calling it cute [see post entitled Fats on Fats, on Fats]
4. Only bums like me.. Not only, but 90% of the time the ppl that try to talk to me are bums. I have a theory however, about the class of man that gravitates towardsfat bitches our people. Look out for it.
5. The other 10% I jist don't want.
6. I absolutely abhor the idea of being heavily pursued by men. It makes them vulnerable and easy, qualities I just cannot stomach. Am I backward for this?
7.I can't stand PDA, expressions of affection, and all dat bullshit. Ugh! Its uncomfortably ackward!
8. I talk to myself, like, hardcore!! Like all the time!! Sometimes I think my roommate even hears me, but I can't be bothered with hiding it anymore
8 Deep down inside I try to be a quiet sombre person but you bastards keep askin me what's wrong so to avoid questions I pretend to be this nice and happy go lucky. I've decided that it comes with being fat, and cannot be avoided
10. I only associate myself with attractive people. Shallow? I don't give a shit. You are the company that you keep.
11. In this, the 2000 and 11th year of our Lord, I have everything that I want and need, and I have acquired it all on my own. [I pretty much hit jackpot when I copped the iPad #lowkey. If you have one of those things, I swear you don't even need a house!]
12. I'm the biggest oxymoron you'll meet. [But doesn't everyone say that? *Regina George voice*]
13.I don't see anything wrong with infidelity [don't kill me, I just feel that the definition needs to be altered]
14. I know I'm going to be rich, just not quite sure how, and I honestly don't care that much for being rich. Once my lifestyle is within my means, then I'm good. It just so happens that my lifestyle is extravagant...
15. I wonder what God thinks about me, my thoughts, likes and dislikes... And urges
16. I'm really slow sometimes... But I don't mind for ignorance is bliss.
17. I wish I was born in 1980 sometimes...
18. I really value discipline, especially in children; manners maketh a man
19 I honestly think I'm the closest thing to perfect sometimes. I have insignificant flaws
20. I believe that the world revolves around me, and that everyone elses life tends to fall in place around the chosen path for mine.
21. Paul Russel has been my biggest inspiration [No, you won't find him on Google]
22. I have never, don't now, and will probly never do relationships. But I thought I was in one once, but there was a rather embarrassing misunderstanding. The woes of a fat bitch, huh? Alas, I was young
23. I thought I was in love with that guy.
24. I dish it way better than I can take it... except in the cases of food... I prefer to take the dishes of food
25. I only recently developed the talent to think independently.
26. I'm really impatient. Have a violent temper, and love that I'm Jamaican so ppl up here don't mess with me out of fear of being violently thrashed..
27. My fatness is a blessing and a curse, for had I been skinny I would have been promiscuous beyond thought! I would have also suffered from BBS- Basic Bitch Syndrome
28 I prefer dogs to humans, any day!!!!
29. I don't know how to put my feet in boots, unless they're zip ups. It takes 30 minutes, per foot of Ugg.
30. My name was suppose to be "Gwendolyn." ... the one I ended up with is way worse -__-. Thanks Mother
And this, boys and girl, is how I came to be. No, I didn't turn 30, I'm a young, supple-breasted 23 year old young woman and I truly look forward for what is to come!
Cheers!
*cue, Birthday Cake x Rihanna*
Do, Enjoy!
1. I've been personally victimized by Regina George
2. I'm confused because in JA I'm
3. I hate the idea of 2 fat people together, I hate the idea of ppl calling it cute [see post entitled Fats on Fats, on Fats]
4. Only bums like me.. Not only, but 90% of the time the ppl that try to talk to me are bums. I have a theory however, about the class of man that gravitates towards
5. The other 10% I jist don't want.
6. I absolutely abhor the idea of being heavily pursued by men. It makes them vulnerable and easy, qualities I just cannot stomach. Am I backward for this?
7.I can't stand PDA, expressions of affection, and all dat bullshit. Ugh! Its uncomfortably ackward!
8. I talk to myself, like, hardcore!! Like all the time!! Sometimes I think my roommate even hears me, but I can't be bothered with hiding it anymore
8 Deep down inside I try to be a quiet sombre person but you bastards keep askin me what's wrong so to avoid questions I pretend to be this nice and happy go lucky. I've decided that it comes with being fat, and cannot be avoided
10. I only associate myself with attractive people. Shallow? I don't give a shit. You are the company that you keep.
11. In this, the 2000 and 11th year of our Lord, I have everything that I want and need, and I have acquired it all on my own. [I pretty much hit jackpot when I copped the iPad #lowkey. If you have one of those things, I swear you don't even need a house!]
12. I'm the biggest oxymoron you'll meet. [But doesn't everyone say that? *Regina George voice*]
13.I don't see anything wrong with infidelity [don't kill me, I just feel that the definition needs to be altered]
14. I know I'm going to be rich, just not quite sure how, and I honestly don't care that much for being rich. Once my lifestyle is within my means, then I'm good. It just so happens that my lifestyle is extravagant...
15. I wonder what God thinks about me, my thoughts, likes and dislikes... And urges
16. I'm really slow sometimes... But I don't mind for ignorance is bliss.
17. I wish I was born in 1980 sometimes...
18. I really value discipline, especially in children; manners maketh a man
19 I honestly think I'm the closest thing to perfect sometimes. I have insignificant flaws
20. I believe that the world revolves around me, and that everyone elses life tends to fall in place around the chosen path for mine.
21. Paul Russel has been my biggest inspiration [No, you won't find him on Google]
22. I have never, don't now, and will probly never do relationships. But I thought I was in one once, but there was a rather embarrassing misunderstanding. The woes of a fat bitch, huh? Alas, I was young
23. I thought I was in love with that guy.
24. I dish it way better than I can take it... except in the cases of food... I prefer to take the dishes of food
25. I only recently developed the talent to think independently.
26. I'm really impatient. Have a violent temper, and love that I'm Jamaican so ppl up here don't mess with me out of fear of being violently thrashed..
27. My fatness is a blessing and a curse, for had I been skinny I would have been promiscuous beyond thought! I would have also suffered from BBS- Basic Bitch Syndrome
28 I prefer dogs to humans, any day!!!!
29. I don't know how to put my feet in boots, unless they're zip ups. It takes 30 minutes, per foot of Ugg.
30. My name was suppose to be "Gwendolyn." ... the one I ended up with is way worse -__-. Thanks Mother
And this, boys and girl, is how I came to be. No, I didn't turn 30, I'm a young, supple-breasted 23 year old young woman and I truly look forward for what is to come!
Cheers!
*cue, Birthday Cake x Rihanna*
