Two words. They makes us cringe with embarassment and writhe in anger; Diet and Exercise.
The statement "Maybe if you work out and ate healthy you could.." is a funny one to me. I'm surprised that it isn't met with more swift blows to the speakers' cheek to put them in their place and remind them of their manners.
The reason larger women become so offended by statements like this is the insinuation that we are lazy sloths, slowly going about our daily lives, munching away at everything in sight. However... *pregnant pause*.... this is often the case. It's almost as if it's expected of us to live reckless and unhealthy lifestyles, devoid of any fruit, wheat or anything else found at Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. I was quite annoyed with many a producer of fashion shows I've been in when they sternly say to the "Skinny Models" "You ladies need to make sure you stay fit and eat healthy", and then turn a disdainful eye to us, the "affirmative action models" [will explain later] and say "of course that doesn't apply to you guys".
No! No, Good Sir! It is also upon us to maintain healthy lifestyles! Yes! Be proud of your figure! But also be MINDFUL of the eyes that judge the SHIT out of you when you order the white chocolate mocha [with extra whip] from Starbucks, and a Marble Poundcake to accompany it! Be weary of the scornful looks that are not-so-discretely pointed at your way when you "Go Large" at Burger King, and yes, indeed, when you've spent more than $10 on items soley from the Dollar menu at McDonalds, expect people to look at you shaking their heads in dismay!
There's a spectrum of extremity and plus size women seem to stand steadfast and uncompromisingly on either end, albeit physically and mentally unhealthy. Sadly, the only consensus that bears consistency along this spectrum is the vehement opposition of embracing the lifestyle of Dieting and Exercise. [D&E]
On one end stands the women who compensate for there shortcomings [rather excessive blessings] by projecting the image of immeasurable confidence, scoffing at the very idea that they possibly, just maybe, should try living a healthier lifestyle. These women will shamelessly devour a double whopper with the skinniest of them, boldly stating "Can't no-baddeh tell ME I ain't a bad bitch, I can eat what I want, because I am BEAUTIFUL!" *snaps finger, rolls eyes, grease on mouth corner*
On the other end of the spectrum stand the women who simply have no interest in improving themselves, whatsoever. As a very good friend of mine, we'll call her Carly, once said after being asked about joining a gym "I don't believe in moving -_-". Yet and still every single day these women go on and on about their weight, and how uncomfortable it makes them.
With the first group of women, the problem lies in their self deceit. Whether or not they want to admit it, they DO stare longingly at the skinny hoes on Miami beach in monokinis, floppy hats and wayfarers; they DO wish they could fit on that Roller Coaster ride at Six Flags. Similar to the Napolean Complex however, they portray this image of over confidence, and are super defensive.
For the second group of women, quite honestly, as my friend Roberte said "Honey, it ain't nothin' but jumping on a treadmill". That is probably the realest statement I've ever heard.
To be caught on EITHER end of this self-destructive spectrum is saddening, so let me put forth a template for a plan of action which applies to the women on both ends.
Let this be understood. It is essential that larger women have immaculate deportment and an air of confidence, but let us not beguile ourselves. The human anatomy is an objective, almost scientific tool with specific guidelines on how to prolong it's existence. Having clogged arteries, exhausted blood vessels, impaired vision, glucose-saturated blood and the myriad of other risks we put ourselves at certainly doesn't ascertain the longevity of our mortal being.
It is VERY possible to be a larger woman who is maybe a few pounds overweight, but who's internal bodily functions are in tip top shape. No one is asking you to go pay $60+ a month at a gym [That's fucking preposterous though isn't it? And that price is WITH a fucking FEDERAL discount! Assholes!] But simple lifestyle changes make a WORLD of difference! Instead of running to catch the elevator, Walk up the stairs! Contrary to what many fat people believe, it is perfectly LEGAL to walk up the flight of stairs as the escalator assists you in making the process speedier. [Yes. I went there.] Don't spend all that money on metro fair if the your final destination is within a 15 minute walk. take the time to plan the extra 15 minutes [and as a fat, always walk with a packet of moist towlettes, if you wear makeup, some face powder is also good. We're off that oily face look, we're not about that life]. Instead of investing your food stamps in pre packaged food [even though Stouffer's DOES come closest to home ^_^ yum!], invest in fresh foods that will force you to cook and use healthier methods[i.e., LESS OIL! THROWING MORE SHIT IN THE OVEN]. Instead of heading straight to the soda aisle, invest in natural fruit juices, and for Pete's sake, Target sells the Brita for $5! Incorporate as MUCH water in your system as humanly possible.
These are the little steps that we can take in ensuring we are living a healthier lifestyle, and surprisingly, saving money! [More shopping! :p]
If more of our people make a conscious effort to live more cautiously and cognitively aware of their actions and what they consume, maybe others won't judge as harshly, and there'll be no need to bitch slap someone for asking "What if.." and inadvertenly avoid an assault charge :-)
Lovingly, EFB ;-)
The statement "Maybe if you work out and ate healthy you could.." is a funny one to me. I'm surprised that it isn't met with more swift blows to the speakers' cheek to put them in their place and remind them of their manners.
The reason larger women become so offended by statements like this is the insinuation that we are lazy sloths, slowly going about our daily lives, munching away at everything in sight. However... *pregnant pause*.... this is often the case. It's almost as if it's expected of us to live reckless and unhealthy lifestyles, devoid of any fruit, wheat or anything else found at Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. I was quite annoyed with many a producer of fashion shows I've been in when they sternly say to the "Skinny Models" "You ladies need to make sure you stay fit and eat healthy", and then turn a disdainful eye to us, the "affirmative action models" [will explain later] and say "of course that doesn't apply to you guys".
No! No, Good Sir! It is also upon us to maintain healthy lifestyles! Yes! Be proud of your figure! But also be MINDFUL of the eyes that judge the SHIT out of you when you order the white chocolate mocha [with extra whip] from Starbucks, and a Marble Poundcake to accompany it! Be weary of the scornful looks that are not-so-discretely pointed at your way when you "Go Large" at Burger King, and yes, indeed, when you've spent more than $10 on items soley from the Dollar menu at McDonalds, expect people to look at you shaking their heads in dismay!
There's a spectrum of extremity and plus size women seem to stand steadfast and uncompromisingly on either end, albeit physically and mentally unhealthy. Sadly, the only consensus that bears consistency along this spectrum is the vehement opposition of embracing the lifestyle of Dieting and Exercise. [D&E]
On one end stands the women who compensate for there shortcomings [rather excessive blessings] by projecting the image of immeasurable confidence, scoffing at the very idea that they possibly, just maybe, should try living a healthier lifestyle. These women will shamelessly devour a double whopper with the skinniest of them, boldly stating "Can't no-baddeh tell ME I ain't a bad bitch, I can eat what I want, because I am BEAUTIFUL!" *snaps finger, rolls eyes, grease on mouth corner*
On the other end of the spectrum stand the women who simply have no interest in improving themselves, whatsoever. As a very good friend of mine, we'll call her Carly, once said after being asked about joining a gym "I don't believe in moving -_-". Yet and still every single day these women go on and on about their weight, and how uncomfortable it makes them.
With the first group of women, the problem lies in their self deceit. Whether or not they want to admit it, they DO stare longingly at the skinny hoes on Miami beach in monokinis, floppy hats and wayfarers; they DO wish they could fit on that Roller Coaster ride at Six Flags. Similar to the Napolean Complex however, they portray this image of over confidence, and are super defensive.
For the second group of women, quite honestly, as my friend Roberte said "Honey, it ain't nothin' but jumping on a treadmill". That is probably the realest statement I've ever heard.
To be caught on EITHER end of this self-destructive spectrum is saddening, so let me put forth a template for a plan of action which applies to the women on both ends.
Let this be understood. It is essential that larger women have immaculate deportment and an air of confidence, but let us not beguile ourselves. The human anatomy is an objective, almost scientific tool with specific guidelines on how to prolong it's existence. Having clogged arteries, exhausted blood vessels, impaired vision, glucose-saturated blood and the myriad of other risks we put ourselves at certainly doesn't ascertain the longevity of our mortal being.
It is VERY possible to be a larger woman who is maybe a few pounds overweight, but who's internal bodily functions are in tip top shape. No one is asking you to go pay $60+ a month at a gym [That's fucking preposterous though isn't it? And that price is WITH a fucking FEDERAL discount! Assholes!] But simple lifestyle changes make a WORLD of difference! Instead of running to catch the elevator, Walk up the stairs! Contrary to what many fat people believe, it is perfectly LEGAL to walk up the flight of stairs as the escalator assists you in making the process speedier. [Yes. I went there.] Don't spend all that money on metro fair if the your final destination is within a 15 minute walk. take the time to plan the extra 15 minutes [and as a fat, always walk with a packet of moist towlettes, if you wear makeup, some face powder is also good. We're off that oily face look, we're not about that life]. Instead of investing your food stamps in pre packaged food [even though Stouffer's DOES come closest to home ^_^ yum!], invest in fresh foods that will force you to cook and use healthier methods[i.e., LESS OIL! THROWING MORE SHIT IN THE OVEN]. Instead of heading straight to the soda aisle, invest in natural fruit juices, and for Pete's sake, Target sells the Brita for $5! Incorporate as MUCH water in your system as humanly possible.
These are the little steps that we can take in ensuring we are living a healthier lifestyle, and surprisingly, saving money! [More shopping! :p]
If more of our people make a conscious effort to live more cautiously and cognitively aware of their actions and what they consume, maybe others won't judge as harshly, and there'll be no need to bitch slap someone for asking "What if.." and inadvertenly avoid an assault charge :-)
Lovingly, EFB ;-)
"I don't believe in moving -_-". Funniest thing I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely love it. it's not just funny, but you have a point. Eloquence is the word to describe you when I imagine you reading this as a speech to the fat community.
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